O Jules, Queen of Geeks

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about

A selection of versions of Jules' Lent debacle...
... and something special and meaningful at the end
(not to say that tomfoolery is not SPECIAL and ridiculously meaningful.
Particularly when it involves Optimus Prime)

This song was featured on THIS website.
juliasherred.com/2010/04/geek-of-the-week-april-23-2010/

It's a bit of a private joke I did for Jules Sherred, the creator and instigator of
geekypleasures.com

Denise

credits

released 07 April 2010
Hudson: everything but backing vocals and bodhrán
Joe: all that, plus that announce-y thing before the bridge

WRITING:
Denise Hudson
Bridge: Jules Sherred
Intro to bridge: Joe 'Covenant' Lamb

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tags: experimental singer-songwriter alternative denise hudson joe covenant lamp jules sherred lent piano Austin

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about

This is Denise. Everything she does is kind of like a diary. It's that way with her music. Very well trained, w/ more odd & ... more difficult-to-explain experiences than you can shake a conducting baton at; Den would like to find a loyal audience of dedicated listeners she can basically enslave herself to. Unless you are one of them, and back for more -in which case, she's working on the next thing now. less

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Track Name: Denise Hudson (w/special guest Joe "Covenant" Lamb) - In Which Jules Rejoins Us All With Her Bad Self
Happy Easter to Julia Sherred
Who handcuffed herself to the bed
of denial and sacrifice
till April third at midnight
counting the sec’s(!) till the END!

Now Jules made a promise to God
or to Great Aunty Maude
or The Spaghetti Monster or to Bob or whoever you like
the point was she would strike
from her mind all the semblance of bawd

Now Jules is the queen of things geeky
But the boys and the girls they are quite cheeky
tempting lively young Jules
to PM with her rules
and I wondered if she'd go get freaky

Innuendo was filling her eyes
She looked desperately to the skies
Praying Polly’d send rain
to cool off her pain
“That’s What She Said’s” were swarming like flies

[interlude consisting of a blended array of samples from the hysterical Count video that made me pee on myself, that Mystic Cat thing, and a certain song from our pre-teen years that Joe overplays at casts that he thinks gets women in their thirties all misted up… and which I play in a motet like fashion on period instruments fashioned from various VSTs]

What could keep poor Jules afloat?
Could a stirring bridge be a lifeboat?
Because just screaming “LENT”
isn't paying the rent
and so on an unrelated note …

[Enter Joe]
“Now just because Den is the author of this
And the words have come out of her head
There’s a big control freak
In this Queen of the Geek
So here’s words from Dear Ms. Sherred”

{ENTER LYRICS BY JULIA SHERRED, which Joe feels necessary to change and stuff, because he’s annoying}

There once was a guy named Joe
Whom I think everybody should know
He banged on his bodhran
All the while he sang
And Joecast is the name of his show

REPEAT IN A ROUSING ROUND:
There once was a guy named Joe
Whom I think everyone should know
He banged on his bodhran
All the while he sang
And Joecast is the name of his show

Jules will go into Joecast
And I think we will all have a blast
As she lays down some smack
That’ll give heart attack
Cuz we've all seen how long SHE can last ….

The TMA Podcast was WIN!
You could not be derailed by your friends
Not even passiontide
could pull you aside
As you pushed all the way through the end …

So praise be to the Holies on High
And his hotness Sir Optimus Prime!
As you’ve reached the apex
You can talk about sex
In whichever which way you can find

Since I cannot mail you a taco
down the hall to the headmasters we'll go
Every slip of the tongue
In our orgy of fun
TMA smacks for chat innuendo

So cheers to a successful lent
We imagine you're feeling quite spent
May the gal from BC
Give an orgasmic squee!!!!!!!!!
You did it! You did it!
….. #andedric
Track Name: 'The Way I Fly..'
I think of these things all the time
these things that I feel like
These times that go this way
The trying’s always on my mind

I’m strong because I have to be
We all have our own things
I’m wondering how to fly
With broken wings

Who’s going to sing from offstage
Who’s going to dance at the parade
If I don’t show up
When I’ve been at the head of things
for so long so I’ll try to do it anyway
even if it's not okay

CHORUS
And you will know me by the way I try -
the way I spread my wings and fly
Never ending, ever changing
in a pain no one can really comprehend,
no matter how much I explain

Living life in maybe so-s
And what ifs
And I’m not really
Afraid of the abyss

I just don’t want to live
Frustrated, helpless
Shackled with an impotence
I don’t want to show

There are things I can’t control
sudden winds that strongly blow
I plan as much as I can
for things that I can’t know

CH/BR
...to you, that it really doesn’t end,
you just live it day by day
-sometimes it’s five or ten
you lay down and you get up again
and if I’m lucky you’ll distract me
in a nice way...
and I’ll forget
… for a little bit

CHORUS
And you will know me by the way I try
The way I spread my wings and fly.
And you will know me by the way I try
the way I spread my wings and fly.
Never ending, ever changing
in a pain / no one can really comprehend
no matter ..how much I explain.
Track Name: Suspicious Den - Sinus Ninja Hates Your Face
what's that!? -in your nose?
is it snot?
f%^& i dunno [IT'S SNOT!!]
didn't you deal with that d$5! before?
jump back! He's back! Lookin' for more
because...

[rousing chorus]
Sinus Ninja hates your face...
(get your booty back up on that wagon)
there's no way you can escape
(give a kick to the head to the *shaggin' bastard*...)
He comes stealthy in the night, you know..
so you have to kick his a## like a commando

Yes you are going to win the day
Sinus Ninja has no say
in your final destiny into an early grave!

You will insult his gluteus maximus
without uttering a nastiness.

AWWWWW... s#$5! I think you kicked him in the t!&!
Now he's writhin' on the floor, cuz you're a
Lupus Warrior!
(cuz you a fiesty.....{horrible word of Xondorian origin which means "bad assed female"})

CH
Sinus Ninja hates your face
There's no way you can escape
kick him down into the depths of hell
Mutha F3%$kah what's that smell?

Sinus Ninja hates your face
{repeat 'till the a@@ho%e is dead. fade out}




{*QUESTIONABLE LYRICS}
Track Name: Denise Hudson (ft. Joe "Covenant" Lamb) - "In Which Jules Rejoins Us All With Her Bad Self" - Naked Version
real track is here:
http://denisehudson.bandcamp.com/album/in-which-jules-rejoins-us-all-with-her-bad-self