#205. Ms. Beatrice Knifetongue his wife, together they solve crimes (Song Fu V Rd 1, unreleased)

from The Song Contest Years by Denise Hudson

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John Hodgman was not really following me that week.
The track was late anyway.
This was meant to be Round One of Song Fu Five.

So SUE me!!!

lyrics

Is your wife cheating?
Did your neighbor steal your baby?
Do you want to catch them eating
These goodies for yourself?

Then you have come – to the right place
My mole-manic friend
Your quest is at an end, my dear
Beatrice Knifetongue is right here …

We solve crimes – short or tall
Dry or slimy, large or small, here at the
Twisty Knife Detective Agency
We don’t give a frogdamn, about the worm police
At the Twisty Knife Detective Agency

My husband acts as analyst
His name is Vandyke Writhingtwist
He’ll help me solve your case
And he’s a Slimelitzer Prize novelist

If you sign this release form
You might just make it in a book
Now won’t that be exciting!
To help the mole-man literati
Reach artistic dénouement and also catch that crook?!

At the Twisty Knife Detective Agency
My associate and I will meet all your mole-manic needs
Your satisfaction here is guaranteed … baby ~
At the Twisty Knife Detective Agency

With each new hole we dig, we aim only to please
At the Twisty Knife Detective Agency

SILLY-SILLY-Oh-So-SIlly-Fade:
###############
Won’t you call 01-08 x-c-r-i-m-e
The Twisty Knife Detective A… gen… cy
Dah, dah … do dah … da-day, da, lay
(we solve crimes)
(my husband and I)
(me and Vandyke)
(I’m Bee the Knife, we just might save your life)
(01-08- c – r – I …m … e
Get your mole man on ….
With the twisty knife detective agency …)

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from The Song Contest Years, track released November 12, 2010

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I am DJ Ranger Den. This is the main musician alias for Denise Hudson. She is neither DJ or Ranger. Things change and develop around here a lot.

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